We can always use a chuckle or a smile!

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Why I Like Retirement!

Question:     How many days in a week?
Answer:        6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question:     When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:       Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

Question:     How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:        Only one, but it might take all day

Question:     What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:        There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question:     Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:       The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question:     Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer:       Tied shoes.

Question:     Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:       They are the only ones who have the time.

Question:     What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:       NUTS!

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Question:      Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:        They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question:      What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:        Normal.

Question:     What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer:        The never ending Coffee Break.

Question:      What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:         If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question:     Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:        He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....
Question::   What do you do all week?
Answer:       Monday through Friday, NOTHING. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.