We can always use a chuckle or a smile!
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Good Question
Larry's kindergarten class went on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most-wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.” Larry asked, "Then why didn't you just keep him when you took his picture?" |
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Speeding Ticket
The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that LIAR told you I was speeding too!!”
- So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting.
- She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40.
- A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?”
- She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.”
- His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?”
- She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.”
- “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.”
- He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window.
- “Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asks sternly. “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbles.
- “Can I see the registration to this car?” She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him.
- “Ma’am, stand back!” He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty…
The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that LIAR told you I was speeding too!!”
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